Will appear in response to posts regarding: taxes, politics, taxes
Craziest idea: Difficult to say, but probably a tie between bankrupting the country with debt, privatizing the prison system, invading Iraq, cutting funding for science, dishing out billions in pork to well-connected no-bid contractors, throwing millions of harmless marijuana users into nightmarish prisons, repressing gays, disenfranchising black voters, forcing millions of “illegal” immigrants into second-class citizen status, and blocking any sensible policy reform through the abuse of supermajority tactics in the Senate…
Special attack: Taking over the entire United States for three decades
Secret weaknesses: hot liberal chicks, fatty food
Notes: See also History, American, all
EconoTrolls: An Illustrated Bestiary